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TOMASZ FERDYNAND GOETELBattlefield Wordsmith: Controversial Copy, AI-Enhanced Edits, Super Stories That Soar. Hire The Right Writer—Client Secrets Preserved.
NAME: Tomasz Ferdynand Goetel
JOB: Verbal Strategist & Writer of Conflict-Ready Copy
AGE: Not born yesterday (53)
NATIONALITY: Polish (EU)
PRONOUNS: English/is/a/battlefield
TONGUES: Fluent-bilingual in English and Polish • Good spoken command of RussianTHEATER OF OPERATIONS:
• Controversial Brand Positioning
• Advocacy & Activism Writing
• Executive Ghostwriting (Takedowns & Counter-Narratives)
• Edgy Industry Storytelling
• Crisis Communications
• Counter-Culture CopyCOMBAT PROFILE:
• Service: 1990-Present (35+ Years)
• Traits: Professional • Target-Obsessed • Zero Trace Protocol • 24H Reflexes • “Sleep is for civilians. I am the special forces.”
• Lineage: Direct literary descendant. Grandson of Ferdynand Goetel (1890-1960), the Polish novelist and political writer whose works—prefaced by Chesterton & Galsworthy—were cultural warfare in the 1930s.WEAPONS SYSTEMS:
• Psychological Persuasion Architecture
• Narrative Takedown Protocols
• Controversial Position Advancement
• AI-Enhanced Tactical Intelligence
• Multilingual Engagement (EN/PL)
Join the creative charge with me—your catalyst for compelling words. DM today. Let’s make an impact.Email | Telegram | LinkedIn • Portfolio: Substack | Medium
THE AI ARSENAL: TACTICAL INTELLIGENCE & STRATEGIC AMPLIFICATIONI deploy AI as a force multiplier for conflict-ready copy. AI handles reconnaissance and I command the final, human-crafted strikes.Adversarial Research: Mapping opposition narrative terrainMultilingual Recon: EN/PL/RU source monitoring
Rapid Draft Generation: Counter-narrative raw materialPattern Analysis: Forecasting rhetorical counter-attacksAI gathers intelligence—the human strategist wins the battle.
ENGAGEMENT PROTOCOLS:ZERO-TRACE GHOSTWRITING
Client NDAs treated as classified documents. Your secrets disappear into the operational void.NON-NEGOTIABLE ETHICS
Operational boundaries rooted in Catholic moral code:• No defamation or fraud
• No targeted harassment
• No calls to violence
• No malicious intentI believe in ethical language winning battles for justice.
DEPLOYMENT REQUEST:You have a position to defend. A controversy to navigate. An enemy to outmaneuver. (Client privacy observed.) DM today!Email | Telegram | LinkedIn • Portfolio: Substack | MediumMy reputation is staked on every word. Deploy me as your verbal strategist.
Non-Negotiable EthicsMy operational boundaries are rooted in a Catholic Christian moral code. I will not engage in writing that is:
• Illegal (e.g., defamatory, fraudulent).
• Malicious (e.g., doxxing, targeted harassment).
• A call to violence.I believe in the power of precise, ethical language to win just battles.
Extra toolkit:
Copywriter • Copy Editor / Proofreader • Explainer • Essays • Op-Eds • Satire • Scripts • Magazine Writing • Manuscripts • Crisis Comms Package(s) • Thought Leadership Content Strategist • Pitches • E-book / Amazon KDP: Formatting & Publishing • Strategic White Papers/Deep Dives • Exposés / Manifestos • Monthly Retainer(s)Extra-extra toolkit:
Non-Aristotelian Systems: General Semantic Methods For Self-defence and Sanity Preservation • Neuro-linguistic Programming (NLP) Resistance • Defence From Cognitive Influence & Manipulation • Research, Analysis, Synthesis • Grammar, Logic, Rhetoric • Photography & Design.